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Sam Martin: "Okay, here's my life in a nutshell: I'm a single father trying to raise my young son, romance my girlfriend, and maintain my career. Sounds downright normal, doesn't it? If only! Imagine trying to do all of that while living in a haunted house. That's right, I said haunted house, as in a house populated with ghosts, specters, wraiths, etc. You see, my son has the interesting ability to call up and command the spirits of the dead, and believe me, there are so many of them running around the place that I'm practically tripping over them. They disturb my sleep, play practical jokes, do disgusting and horrifying things (both intentionally and accidentally), wreak havoc with my daily schedule, and make trying to have a girlfriend almost impossible. Anyone want to trade places with me, even if only for a few days? I really need a vacation from my spooky roommates. Anyone? Please? Jim Gilbert won an award on my ghostly adventures! It's a humorous, exciting story you just won't be able to put down!" |